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I'd be a much more pleasant person if I wasn't a cubs fan. Instead I beat my wife, drink way too much, and a cuss at little kids. Ok I don't do any of those things but that's how I feel when I watch this team play.
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I do everything you said except beat your wife.
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I'd be a much more pleasant person if I wasn't a cubs fan. Instead I beat my meat, drink way too much semen, and a cuss at little kids who don't put out. OK I don't do any of those things, but that's how I feel when I watch this team play with each other.
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I get so angry that I beat my pregnant wife and kick my dogs.
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I'd be a much more pleasant person if I wasn't a cubs fan. Instead I go ass to mouth with myself, drink too much aids semen, and wipe my shitty dick on little kids teddy bears. Ok I don't do any of those things, but that's how I feel when I watch this team play.
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