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[jstraw]

I've lived in a house nestled in the woods for the last 15 years. I used to be scared of spiders. Now I'm like Sipes. The place is lousy with recluses though so when they cross my path they usually die. Every one that doesn't breed means I'm reaching into fewer boxes their kids will be hanging out in.

[vegascub]

<!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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pussy
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
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Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.

[PcB]

<!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:29 PM:name=vegascub)-->QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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pussy
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
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Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
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[PcB]

[CFOrfan]

i kill the spiders and scorpions and leave them for 12 hours, just so the others can see what is coming if they enter.

[CFOrfan]

and spiders and scorpions isn't code for "guests". please join, i wont squash you.

[Ace]

I make my wife take care of our house spiders. I'm a man.

[Lance]

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[ruby23]

When I smash a spider, I always scream so I don't have to hear the crunch it makes.

[rok]

<!--quoteo(post=74684:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:31 PM:name=leonardsipes)-->QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Jan 7 2010, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I have spiders all over the place at my house. I don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with me.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My place is crawling with them. They know not to fuck with me though. But whenever they do cross me, I'm unmerciful.

[Rappster]

<!--quoteo(post=74726:date=Jan 8 2010, 08:18 AM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Jan 8 2010, 08:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74684:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:31 PM:name=leonardsipes)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Jan 7 2010, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I have spiders all over the place at my house. I don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with me.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My place is crawling with them. They know not to fuck with me though. But whenever they do cross me, I'm unmerciful.
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And, from this day forward, he was known as...

ROK, THE UNMERCIFUL.

[jeffy]

<!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM:name=vegascub)-->QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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pussy
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
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Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".

I think I "smell" a bestseller.

[ColoradoCub]

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I have lots of spiders around my place, some black widows. I kill the shit out of the black widows when I see them, but I let the rest survive so that they can deal with the earwigs... there's nothing I hate more than earwigs. They're worse than spiders. Fucking Earwigs!

[BarwinDarney]

I own three spiders and I love them like some of you may love your dog. They are the best pets I have ever had.

[PcB]

<!--quoteo(post=74735:date=Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM:name=jeffy)-->QUOTE (jeffy @ Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM:name=vegascub)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

pussy
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".

I think I "smell" a bestseller.
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I buy buy that book.