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Oh fuck this thread has my sides hurting!
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Modern bombs don't <i>tick</i>; they vibrate.
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Wow, I didn't know that, so that's the sound they make.
Damn, I think my wife might be building bombs. The other night she asked if I was awake and I was too groggy to respond so I ignored her. Then I heard vibration sounds. I bet she tried to see if I was awake so she could sercretly work on her bomb making. She did ask me last week if I wanted to try tea bagging and I told her that those people scare me.
I think she might be a domestic terrorist.
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] Well played Brick!
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Indeed, Brick. Nicely done.
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