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The one with the strap-on.
Fat Bastard is an immensely obese, hardly able to walk (weighing a metric ton) gardener and henchman hailing from Scotland. His extreme size endows Fat Bastard with super-human strength as exhibited by his prowess in the Sumo ring from Goldmember. This makes him a formidable enemy for Austin Powers. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his frequent flatulence, his vulgar and revolting bad manners and his unusual eating habits, which include taste for Human infants (which he calls "the other other white meat") or anything that looks like a baby, e.g. small people. Fat Bastard has been a regular at Cub games since the early 80's when he tried several times (unsuccessfully) to eat the visiting San Diego Chicken.
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McGwire's in the dugout thinking, "yeah, Pujols doesn't juice. Whatever."
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There is no way Pujols isn't chemically and/or biologically enhanced. Fuck, I wish someone would expose him, and soon, so I can witness his fall from grace. I hate that fuckstick with every fiber of my being.
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That second homer was a line drive, hit and run that went out in right center. He's totally juiced, or is actually a robot.
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Might be a robot, judging by the totally hilarious ESPN commercial.
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The Phils-Nats score is 11 to 1.
I wonder whose idea it was to open the schedule with the absolute best team in the league playing the absolute worst team in the league?
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Ho-hum. Just another 4-hit, 2-homer day for Pujols.
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Was so amazed I posted twice.
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Halladay: 7 IP 6 H 1 ER 2 BB 9 SO
All on 88 pitches (59 for strikes.) Should be a fun Cy Young contest this year.
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Yadier Molina shaves himself hairless and admires his scrotum...
