4/5/2010 Cubs @ Braves

[chemikel]

Orel is going to rush the field and blow Jason Heyward before the game is over.

[Clapp]

<!--quoteo(post=86365:date=Apr 5 2010, 04:33 PM:name=chemikel)-->QUOTE (chemikel @ Apr 5 2010, 04:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Orel is going to rush the field and blow Jason Heyward before the game is over.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd do the same thing to get him on the Cubs.

[chemikel]

The Jew stays in for another inning...

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=86364:date=Apr 5 2010, 05:28 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Apr 5 2010, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I think I won some kinda award for shortest Butch sig ever.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, sorry. It wasn't that funny to me anymore after the 1st inning.

[Clapp]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THROWING 3-1 BREAKING BALLS DOWN 9 RUNS IN THE 8TH?! FUCKING DUMBASSES!

[Clapp]

THROW THE BALL OVER THE FUCKING PLATE! God dammit for fucksakes why the hell didn't we go out and get a proven veteran? All of our huge holes are being exposed hours into the fucking season.

[Clapp]

People were saying Justin Berg could be our setup man? Maybe if we were in the Arizona Fall League.

[chemikel]

OHMYGODHEYWARDGOTANOTHERHIT!!!
HOF!
MVP!

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

<!--quoteo(post=86371:date=Apr 5 2010, 06:43 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Apr 5 2010, 06:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->All of our huge holes are being exposed hours into the fucking season.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And that's it for me, folks! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[Giff]

Well at least I'm glad I drafted Heyward in fantasy.

[Butcher]

I've suddenly freed up a whole lot of time this summer.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

<!--quoteo(post=86369:date=Apr 5 2010, 06:39 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 5 2010, 06:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=86364:date=Apr 5 2010, 05:28 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Apr 5 2010, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I think I won some kinda award for shortest Butch sig ever.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, sorry. It wasn't that funny to me anymore after the 1st inning.
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Plus, it needed more dick jokes.

[Clapp]

Berg really is something.

[Ace]

Statistically, it's slightly better if the Cubs get absolutely rocked today, because in theory, they'll give up only X number of runs over the course of the season. If they give up X - 1 today, that means they'll give up just one more run the rest of the season.

I don't know what everyone is so down about.

[Ace]

<!--quoteo(post=86378:date=Apr 5 2010, 06:47 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Apr 5 2010, 06:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Berg really is something.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Bah. By that logic, James Russell is the greatest reliever in the history of the universe. It's one game - a game in which the Braves rocked Carlos Zambrano. They were obviously clicking.