Tim Lincecumrag night

[leonardsipes]

[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND]Tim Lincecum is pitching tonight, first 20k fans get a Giants jizz rag and my girlfriend has tickets. Sounds like my perfect evening? She got mad at me (while I was asleep last night), so she has decided to take her niece instead.

[Dirk]

You pissed off your gf while you were sleep? That's...impressive, actually.

[Jody]

My wife will get pissed off at me because she had a dream I was cheating on her.

[jstraw]

The problem with wives and girlfriends is that many of them are women.

[leonardsipes]

She is pretty much always mad at me. She only invited me, because I drive my car into the city, and I could drive her home after the game. Last night, she was cleaning the house and was pissed because she was cleaning and I was sleeping. However, she has been coming home at 10 pm every night, and I have been taking care of our daughter. We both fall asleep while I read to her. It is not like I do nothing all day.

[Dirk]

<!--quoteo(post=100889:date=Jun 11 2010, 02:32 PM:name=leonardsipes)-->QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Jun 11 2010, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->She is pretty much always mad at me. She only invited me, because I drive my car into the city, and I could drive her home after the game. Last night, she was cleaning the house and was pissed because she was cleaning and I was sleeping. However, she has been coming home at 10 pm every night, and I have been taking care of our daughter. We both fall asleep while I read to her. It is not like I do nothing all day.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I never said you didn't do anything all day. Why are you always so defensive?

[leonardsipes]

<!--quoteo(post=100890:date=Jun 11 2010, 12:35 PM:name=Dirk)-->QUOTE (Dirk @ Jun 11 2010, 12:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=100889:date=Jun 11 2010, 02:32 PM:name=leonardsipes)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Jun 11 2010, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->She is pretty much always mad at me. She only invited me, because I drive my car into the city, and I could drive her home after the game. Last night, she was cleaning the house and was pissed because she was cleaning and I was sleeping. However, she has been coming home at 10 pm every night, and I have been taking care of our daughter. We both fall asleep while I read to her. It is not like I do nothing all day.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I never said you didn't do anything all day. Why are you always so defensive?
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I'm sorry, you are right.

[ColoradoCub]

<!--quoteo(post=100889:date=Jun 11 2010, 12:32 PM:name=leonardsipes)-->QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Jun 11 2010, 12:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->She is pretty much always mad at me.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Sounds like you need to find a new GF

[Lance]

<!--quoteo(post=100887:date=Jun 11 2010, 02:27 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jun 11 2010, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->The problem with wives and girlfriends is that many of them are women.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


This may just be the quote of the decade. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bow.gif[/img]