7/25 Cardinals

[Destined]

<!--quoteo(post=107818:date=Jul 25 2010, 07:06 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jul 25 2010, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I can't stand Valentine in the booth.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This. ESPN has too many oddball stats, and it drives me nuts. I'd rather hear about the game, than former managers and players overuse the time keeping of how fast each player runs to first. Who cares.

[jeffy]

<!--quoteo(post=107818:date=Jul 25 2010, 08:06 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jul 25 2010, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I can't stand Valentine in the booth.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

He is terrible. Even my wife was saying how bad he sucks, and she's barely paying attention.

[rok]

<!--quoteo(post=107817:date=Jul 25 2010, 08:57 PM:name=Destined)-->QUOTE (Destined @ Jul 25 2010, 08:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=107815:date=Jul 25 2010, 06:53 PM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Jul 25 2010, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=107797:date=Jul 25 2010, 08:27 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 25 2010, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'll bet Theriot is one of the highest selling Cubs shirts in Chicagoland. Every other chick I see at Wrigley is wearing a Theriot shirt. It's embarrassing.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Do most female Cubs fans even know how short he is? My guess is no. Then again, chicks always seem to gravitate toward meatheads.
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He's not as short as you think. He's a hair shy of 6-foot.
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I think he embellished his measurements just like most athletes have done.

[jstraw]

I like Marshall.

[jstraw]

Valentine really is lobbying for the job.

[Destined]

I'll take a walk off, Alfie.

[jstraw]

If there was a drinking game based on Valentine talking about how many seconds something takes...we'd all be dead.

[jeffy]

<!--quoteo(post=107824:date=Jul 25 2010, 09:35 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jul 25 2010, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Valentine really is lobbying for the job.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And sounding like a complete idiot at the same time.

[jeffy]

<!--quoteo(post=107826:date=Jul 25 2010, 09:52 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jul 25 2010, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If there was a drinking game based on Valentine talking about how many seconds something takes...we'd all be dead.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

[jstraw]

<!--quoteo(post=107827:date=Jul 25 2010, 09:53 PM:name=jeffy)-->QUOTE (jeffy @ Jul 25 2010, 09:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=107824:date=Jul 25 2010, 09:35 PM:name=jstraw)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jstraw @ Jul 25 2010, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Valentine really is lobbying for the job.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And sounding like a complete idiot at the same time.
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"1-3 leg kick" my bright white ass.

[Destined]

How much does ESPN get paid by Pujols?

[jeffy]

<!--quoteo(post=107829:date=Jul 25 2010, 09:54 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jul 25 2010, 09:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=107827:date=Jul 25 2010, 09:53 PM:name=jeffy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeffy @ Jul 25 2010, 09:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=107824:date=Jul 25 2010, 09:35 PM:name=jstraw)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jstraw @ Jul 25 2010, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Valentine really is lobbying for the job.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And sounding like a complete idiot at the same time.
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"1-3 leg kick" my bright white ass.
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...and that was right after he said "just so the viewers are clear" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

[jstraw]

Think about this clown as our Manager. "Sean, we've decided you need to work on your leg kick and get it down from 1.4 to 1.3."

Did he learn this garbage in Japan? I think they were fucking with him. "Give Bobby another sake and we'll wind him up with that leg kick thing..."

[jstraw]

Wow, now he's telling stories about what a good manager he is.

You listening Tom? Don't let him get away.

[jeffy]

I'm almost thinking I wish Morgan was up there instead....almost.