05-21-2010, 11:39 AM
The lyrics were in fact taken from a column by <i>Chicago Tribune</i> journalist Mary Schmich, written back in 1997. The Chris Rock video ("No Sex") that I posted in the thread heralding our graduating Iliini brethren was a parody of the "original" song.
One dick can poke an eye out. A hundred dicks can move mountains.
--Veryzer
--Veryzer