12-23-2008, 09:46 PM
<!--quoteo(post=6782:date=Dec 23 2008, 07:41 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Dec 23 2008, 07:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=6781:date=Dec 23 2008, 07:39 PM:name=Captain)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Captain @ Dec 23 2008, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Should we just crown these fuckers now and be done with it?
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They'll finish 3rd in their division.
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I hope so but at this rate..they'll win 120 games.
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They'll finish 3rd in their division.
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I hope so but at this rate..they'll win 120 games.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.