04-09-2010, 01:50 PM
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Fuck yeah, this is it! 162-0! <b>160-2!</b> We're gonna beat the Braves <b>Reds</b> so bad, Booby Cox <b>Dusky Baker</b> won't make it to retirement season's end, CUZ HE'LL HAVE A GODDAMNED HEART ATTACK <b>CHOKE ON HIS PHALLIC' TOOTHPICK AND DIE</b> ONCE RAMIREZ HITS HIS THIRD <b>SECOND</b> GRAND SLAM OF THE GAME! BY THE TIME THIS THING IS OVER, WE ALL WILL BE NUT-DEEP IN IVY AND PEANUT SHELLS DRUNK ON AN ADMIXTURE OF PABST BLUE RIBBON AND KEROSENE, WHISTLING "GO CUBS, GO" OUT OF OUR ASSHOLES!!! <b>CHANTING "LEFT FIELD SUCKS!" TO OUR INFIRM GRANDMOTHERS!!!</b> PUJOLS WILL BE SO DISPIRITED, HE'LL START CAPITULATING TO HIS URGES TOWARD MATT HOLLIDAY THAT BEGAN WHEN HE SAW HOLLIDAY ROLLING AROUND AFTER THAT DROPPED FLY LAST OCTOBER! PRINCE FIELDER GULPING DOWN BERNIE THE BREWER, DUSTY CHOKING ON TOOTH PICKS, ASTROS AND PIRATES LIVING TOGETHER <b>THE REST OF THE DIVISION WILL BE SERIOUSLY DISPIRITIED. OH YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA SQUIRT SOME.</b>--IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING<b>FRIGGING</b> CUB-POCOLYPSE OF 2010, DICKWIPES!!!1! <b>DOUCHE LAROUCHES!!1!</b><!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Fuck yeah, this is it! 162-0! <b>160-2!</b> We're gonna beat the Braves <b>Reds</b> so bad, Booby Cox <b>Dusky Baker</b> won't make it to retirement season's end, CUZ HE'LL HAVE A GODDAMNED HEART ATTACK <b>CHOKE ON HIS PHALLIC' TOOTHPICK AND DIE</b> ONCE RAMIREZ HITS HIS THIRD <b>SECOND</b> GRAND SLAM OF THE GAME! BY THE TIME THIS THING IS OVER, WE ALL WILL BE NUT-DEEP IN IVY AND PEANUT SHELLS DRUNK ON AN ADMIXTURE OF PABST BLUE RIBBON AND KEROSENE, WHISTLING "GO CUBS, GO" OUT OF OUR ASSHOLES!!! <b>CHANTING "LEFT FIELD SUCKS!" TO OUR INFIRM GRANDMOTHERS!!!</b> PUJOLS WILL BE SO DISPIRITED, HE'LL START CAPITULATING TO HIS URGES TOWARD MATT HOLLIDAY THAT BEGAN WHEN HE SAW HOLLIDAY ROLLING AROUND AFTER THAT DROPPED FLY LAST OCTOBER! PRINCE FIELDER GULPING DOWN BERNIE THE BREWER, DUSTY CHOKING ON TOOTH PICKS, ASTROS AND PIRATES LIVING TOGETHER <b>THE REST OF THE DIVISION WILL BE SERIOUSLY DISPIRITIED. OH YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA SQUIRT SOME.</b>--IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING<b>FRIGGING</b> CUB-POCOLYPSE OF 2010, DICKWIPES!!!1! <b>DOUCHE LAROUCHES!!1!</b><!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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