Colvin officially makes the bench

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

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But....................can Colvin take a walk?
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Give me a dollar.
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You could at least dance for it.
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Naw, that's simply a nickel-per-ellipsis fee.
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If Koyle Hill hits .400 this year.........I will flip you a nickel. He needs to
hit .450 for me to dance a jig.

With his superior hitting skills I don't see this being an issue.
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Give Koyle a dollar so he can pay to have his name changed back to Koyie.
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No, Koyle is the better slugger of the Hill twins. Dude knows what's up.

But a nickel at .400? How does that convert in Jon dollars? Lesse . . . hits divided by at bats . . . A is A . . . adjust for Wrigley's ballpark factor . . . don't forget to "go Galt" . . . well, I'll be damned: a nickel in Jon dollars it is.