Boring offseason

[Coldneck]

<!--quoteo(post=5919:date=Dec 19 2008, 12:22 AM:name=KBwsb)-->QUOTE (KBwsb @ Dec 19 2008, 12:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->We signed Joey Gathright! He's exactly like Felix Pie, only not as fast, and nowhere near as good of a fielder. Plus he's much older than Felix. His OPS+ last year, in over 100 games, was 59. That is not a misprint. (think Neifi with considerably less power-one HR in 5 years- and a much worse glove).
So, now we have both Felix Pie AND a guy who plays the same position, with the exact same skill set, only with much less skill!
Fuck yeah, Jim!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Gathright is the fastest player in the league. And speed don't slump, dude.