The New Middle Reliever

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Who says that he's "jon"?
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See that's why you are such great success and I am such a hack. You can read into the smallest details in something as pithy as a screen name, while I just sit here, massive dick in hand, feeling foolish.
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Massive dick in hand? What, are you hugging yourself?

I did it again!
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I just assumed he was talking about grasping someone else's johnson.