The New Middle Reliever

[Rappster]

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Who says that he's "jon"?
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See that's why you are such great success and I am such a hack. You can read into the smallest details in something as pithy as a screen name, while I just sit here, massive dick in hand, feeling foolish.
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Massive dick in hand? What, are you hugging yourself?

I did it again!
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Yeah, well, fuck you!
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It doesn't matter any more, Deke...with each passing moment my love for you grows.

Grows?

Grows. Like Ace's penis at a Pee Wee Herman show, or BZ's pupils after six hits of Ecstasy and a blow job from a woman named Mike.