Bradley traded??

[biggz]

I knew this guy named Tim. He was a nice guy. Made some mistakes, but also did some good things. Basically, your average Joe. He met this girl, and she was just an absolute bombshell. Think RuPaul in drag. Anyways, this chick had a reputation as sort of a hot head. My friend didn't care, though, since she also had a reputation for being wild in the sack. The courtship went really well, and they shared a nice spring break. I though things were moving a little fast, but my friend wouldn't hear of it, and soon she had moved into his place. From there, it was a downhill. She talked shit about his friends, was rude in front of his family, took money from him without asking, and, to top it all off, she was hideous without her makeup on and would only have sex on coke. The final straw was when she got drunk and crashed his car. The next day, he tossed her shit out of his apartment and had the landlord change the locks. To this day, she still brings their relationship up and blames him for all the shit she pulled.

The worst part for Tim was the skeez he slept with after psycho ex-girlfriend bitch. This ho was missing teeth, was morbidly obese, and was generally unhygienic and unkempt. Not to mention she had already let a lot of people score on her. Thankfully, that didn't last long and I think he was probably drunk when it happened. I think her name was Carla, or something.

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Note: Names may have been changed to protect the innocent.
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