01-26-2010, 04:13 PM
<!--quoteo(post=77421:date=Jan 26 2010, 12:01 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jan 26 2010, 12:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77414:date=Jan 26 2010, 01:35 PM:name=The Dude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dude @ Jan 26 2010, 01:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77410:date=Jan 26 2010, 01:28 PM:name=Rappster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rappster @ Jan 26 2010, 01:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77384:date=Jan 26 2010, 12:37 PM:name=The Dude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dude @ Jan 26 2010, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->He must have looked really good at the workout.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your mom looked really good at the workout...
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my mom is dead, asshole.
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Ok...but she looked really good.
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I wasn't looking at the feet, was it combat or sewer boots?
Your mom looked really good at the workout...
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my mom is dead, asshole.
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Ok...but she looked really good.
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I wasn't looking at the feet, was it combat or sewer boots?
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