Sheets

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Now...all I need is to lure his cat out of the house...

Of course, I've just established a pre-meditated crime on a public forum...
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Just forge a cat suicide note.

Tom,

I can't stand the thought of another Cub's season without a chance of winning the world series. Why couldn't you just pony up the money for Ben Sheets and Orlano Hudson. Any way it has been nice getting liter box germs all over your kitchen counters. And, I also hated the Purina cat chow, what the fuck do you have against tuna?


Goodbye,



The Cat


Then, just put a cat print in between the goodbye and the cat, and stuff the note in the mailbox with the cat. The perfect crime.