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Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
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Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
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Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".

I think I "smell" a bestseller.
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I buy buy that book.
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Would there be a passage in there titled thinking of swish... while on the toilet?
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No, but I would title a chapter "Shitting Your Pants: A tequila story"
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Because this never gets old:

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