01-08-2010, 02:26 PM
<!--quoteo(post=74796:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:24 PM:name=Oatmealcookie)-->QUOTE (Oatmealcookie @ Jan 8 2010, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74759:date=Jan 8 2010, 11:20 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 8 2010, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74735:date=Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM:name=jeffy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeffy @ Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM:name=vegascub)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
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Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
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Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".
I think I "smell" a bestseller.
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I buy buy that book.
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Would there be a passage in there titled thinking of swish... while on the toilet?
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No, but I would title a chapter "Shitting Your Pants: A tequila story"
Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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pussy
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
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Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
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Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".
I think I "smell" a bestseller.
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I buy buy that book.
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Would there be a passage in there titled thinking of swish... while on the toilet?
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No, but I would title a chapter "Shitting Your Pants: A tequila story"
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