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[jeffy]

<!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM:name=vegascub)-->QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
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Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
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Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".

I think I "smell" a bestseller.