12-04-2009, 04:14 PM
<!--quoteo(post=70676:date=Dec 4 2009, 12:16 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 4 2009, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=70666:date=Dec 4 2009, 11:40 AM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Dec 4 2009, 11:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I love the dumps where you wipe and there's barely anything on the paper, and then you look to flush and find a massive log.
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No doubt. I wish they were all like that.
You know what else? I wish our sphincters were more like a dog's. A dog's sphincter is like a cigar cutter -- after the dump, that thing closes up like a camera aperture and it's game over.
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Sheeps and Goats have the most efficient turd-cutting system. They turn them into perfectly tiny balls.
Best. Feeling. Ever.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
No doubt. I wish they were all like that.
You know what else? I wish our sphincters were more like a dog's. A dog's sphincter is like a cigar cutter -- after the dump, that thing closes up like a camera aperture and it's game over.
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Sheeps and Goats have the most efficient turd-cutting system. They turn them into perfectly tiny balls.