12-12-2008, 10:02 PM
<!--quoteo(post=4358:date=Dec 12 2008, 07:58 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 12 2008, 07:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If something is happening, Miles is usually the last person to know. I'm not sure he's ever broke a story or had any type of inside information period. NSBB worships him, but he's worthless.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I know that but it still makes a guy wonder WTF. I swore off NSBB 5 years ago.
I know that but it still makes a guy wonder WTF. I swore off NSBB 5 years ago.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.