10-04-2009, 12:49 PM
So Major League was on last night, and I saw Pedro Cerrano and it reminded me of CSFBL. So I decided to look up some of my old players, and I saw Luis Hull from my Turtles in SOI2 has had a quite nice career. Except I'm really pissed off, because he's a 5-time MVP, but the dumbass who runs them now sits him against LHP in the prime of his career, just because he's a -7 R/L (never mind the fact that he's over a .300 hitter career against lefties). This is really angering me, and I'm not sure why. But I just had to vent.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
-Dirk