09-30-2009, 03:12 AM
Add it all up
<b>Missed significant time and / or shit the bed:</b>
Ramirez
Bradley
Soriano
2nd base -- everyone
Soto
Clusterfuck Gregg -- Don't forget the psychological impact upon Marmol when Gregg was named closer, he blew for quite a while also.
Heilman
Smegjizia
Z
<b>Who got it done:</b>
Lee
Theriot
Fuk
Lilly
Dempster
Harden
Wells
Fox
<b>Missed significant time and / or shit the bed:</b>
Ramirez
Bradley
Soriano
2nd base -- everyone
Soto
Clusterfuck Gregg -- Don't forget the psychological impact upon Marmol when Gregg was named closer, he blew for quite a while also.
Heilman
Smegjizia
Z
<b>Who got it done:</b>
Lee
Theriot
Fuk
Lilly
Dempster
Harden
Wells
Fox
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