12-10-2008, 08:20 PM
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I'm just glad something's going one. Otherwise it'd be a pretty boring offseason.
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Jeffy,
You joined yesterday and have 500+ posts.
Holy shit.
I've been here for years and I'm still working towards it.
I do more reading than writing.
Welcome!
I'm just glad something's going one. Otherwise it'd be a pretty boring offseason.
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Jeffy,
You joined yesterday and have 500+ posts.
Holy shit.
I've been here for years and I'm still working towards it.
I do more reading than writing.
Welcome!
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