Senor Pujols

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lol i like this answer.

As much as the thought of walking him with the bases loaded sucks, those numbers are insane. Five Grand Slams? What's the record for GS in a year I wonder?
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I can't fucking wait until the world knows that he's been using steroids for years.
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and that he's actually 35 years old
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Both are likely true.