07-30-2009, 10:40 AM
Ron Santo sucks at life. I mean come on, the guy clearly isn't a good announcer. He's wasn't a hall of fame caliber player, and he is full of genetic defects. For the betterment of the human race he should be shoved out of the press box face first, doused in moonshine and set afire with a match lit by striking against the ragged edge of Marge Schott's decaying pelvic bone.

