Buehrle is perfect through 7

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=51568:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:44 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 23 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51565:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:39 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51561:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51553:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Buerhle grew up a Cards fan, is now a White Sox, and is clearly a grade A douchebag on top of it. He is the trifecta of fuckbutter. Cheering for him to be successful or finding joy in anything he does is tantamount to cheering for a pedophile during a job interview at a daycare center.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Quote of the fucking year. I love you, ruby.
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Seriously, I don't see how anyone who claims to be a Cub fan could find anything remotely positive about what he did. If it were any other Sox pitcher, I think I'd feel differently, but not Buehrle. There is not a single redeeming quality about him, nothing. Being a Sox player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Thome, Dye, etc.). Being a Cards player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Carpenter, DeRosa, etc.). Being Mark Buehrle, however, makes you a douchebag. He's a cock knocker, plain and simple, and I wouldn't mind never hearing his name said ever again.
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it's not just that though. i had the misfortune of turning on the score just in time to hear harrelson's call of the final out. it was excruciating. it made me want to scream. the fact that this giant bucket of ass drippings has gotten to witness two guehrle no-hitters and a championship is beyond sickening. i literally don't have the words to describe my burning festering nausea. it's all consuming.
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