07-14-2009, 09:19 PM
I'm totally against the DH, but the fact that there isn't one in the All-Star game is retarded. Who the fuck wants to watch Roy Halladay take an at-bat against Tim Lincecum, while there are batters that won't end up getting in the game sit on the bench? Just awful.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
-Dirk