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07-14-2009, 01:59 AM
<!--quoteo(post=49714:date=Jul 13 2009, 08:20 PM:name=CFOrfan)-->QUOTE (CFOrfan @ Jul 13 2009, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Joe Morgan is dumb.

Berman: Can you guess the last player to lead the league in HR and not make the all-star team?

(10 seconds of silence)

Berman: It was Hank Sauer!

Morgan: Ya know, I knew that.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This was my favorite: Joe spent the whole night telling the audience that Prince Fielder (Steve Phillips' pick) swings too hard to win it all. Then, when Prince clinched his spot in the final and knocked out Ryan Howard (Joe's pick), Joe continues to emphasize the only reason he didn't pick Prince is because he puts so much into every swing. Then, we have this exchange (quoted exactly off DVR):

Berman (to Phillips): Good call on Fielder.
Morgan (with a total straight face): Well actually, it was <i>my</i> guy, but I didn't know the new rules where you get to rest that long.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
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HR Derby - by PcB - 07-13-2009, 08:45 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-13-2009, 08:47 PM
HR Derby - by Ace - 07-13-2009, 08:49 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-13-2009, 08:50 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-13-2009, 08:53 PM
HR Derby - by Coldneck - 07-13-2009, 08:56 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-13-2009, 09:00 PM
HR Derby - by Coldneck - 07-13-2009, 09:03 PM
HR Derby - by jeffy - 07-13-2009, 09:06 PM
HR Derby - by CFOrfan - 07-13-2009, 09:20 PM
HR Derby - by CFOrfan - 07-13-2009, 09:22 PM
HR Derby - by Lance - 07-13-2009, 09:31 PM
HR Derby - by CFOrfan - 07-13-2009, 09:43 PM
HR Derby - by Lance - 07-13-2009, 09:46 PM
HR Derby - by Kid - 07-13-2009, 10:23 PM
HR Derby - by Lance - 07-13-2009, 10:31 PM
HR Derby - by ruby23 - 07-13-2009, 10:57 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-13-2009, 11:05 PM
HR Derby - by dk123 - 07-13-2009, 11:10 PM
HR Derby - by Brock - 07-13-2009, 11:36 PM
HR Derby - by Giff - 07-14-2009, 01:59 AM
HR Derby - by CFOrfan - 07-14-2009, 02:05 AM
HR Derby - by Giff - 07-14-2009, 02:08 AM
HR Derby - by Ronsantorocks - 07-14-2009, 02:33 AM
HR Derby - by Ronsantorocks - 07-14-2009, 02:36 AM
HR Derby - by Lance - 07-14-2009, 07:29 AM
HR Derby - by Kid - 07-14-2009, 07:50 AM
HR Derby - by Lance - 07-14-2009, 09:00 AM
HR Derby - by Jody - 07-14-2009, 09:18 AM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-14-2009, 09:25 AM
HR Derby - by Giff - 07-14-2009, 11:56 AM
HR Derby - by MW4 - 07-14-2009, 04:20 PM
HR Derby - by jeffy - 07-14-2009, 04:28 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-14-2009, 04:30 PM
HR Derby - by Giff - 07-14-2009, 04:32 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-14-2009, 04:37 PM
HR Derby - by Lance - 07-14-2009, 04:43 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-14-2009, 04:56 PM
HR Derby - by Oatmealcookie - 07-14-2009, 05:04 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-14-2009, 05:08 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-14-2009, 05:09 PM
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HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-14-2009, 05:12 PM
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HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-14-2009, 05:28 PM
HR Derby - by ruby23 - 07-14-2009, 05:41 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-14-2009, 05:42 PM
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HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-14-2009, 05:58 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-14-2009, 06:01 PM
HR Derby - by MrSheps - 07-14-2009, 06:08 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-14-2009, 06:10 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-14-2009, 06:13 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-14-2009, 06:15 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-14-2009, 06:20 PM
HR Derby - by MW4 - 07-14-2009, 06:50 PM
HR Derby - by Baron - 07-14-2009, 08:20 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-14-2009, 10:27 PM
HR Derby - by Lance - 07-14-2009, 10:33 PM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-15-2009, 10:11 AM
HR Derby - by Coldneck - 07-15-2009, 10:15 AM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-15-2009, 10:17 AM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-15-2009, 10:18 AM
HR Derby - by Coldneck - 07-15-2009, 10:20 AM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-15-2009, 10:37 AM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 12:57 PM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-15-2009, 02:02 PM
HR Derby - by julio - 07-15-2009, 02:06 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 02:21 PM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-15-2009, 02:27 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 02:37 PM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-15-2009, 03:04 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-15-2009, 03:04 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-15-2009, 03:07 PM
HR Derby - by Coldneck - 07-15-2009, 03:15 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-15-2009, 03:17 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 03:18 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 05:59 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-15-2009, 06:03 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 06:05 PM
HR Derby - by Destined - 07-15-2009, 06:09 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 06:11 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-15-2009, 06:16 PM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-15-2009, 07:48 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 07:49 PM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-15-2009, 07:51 PM
HR Derby - by PcB - 07-15-2009, 07:53 PM
HR Derby - by Destined - 07-15-2009, 09:38 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-15-2009, 09:43 PM
HR Derby - by bz - 07-15-2009, 10:10 PM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-15-2009, 10:45 PM
HR Derby - by Destined - 07-16-2009, 04:07 AM
HR Derby - by Coldneck - 07-16-2009, 08:39 AM
HR Derby - by veryzer - 07-16-2009, 10:33 AM
HR Derby - by rok - 07-16-2009, 10:50 AM
HR Derby - by Butcher - 07-16-2009, 11:00 AM
HR Derby - by Bricklayer - 07-16-2009, 11:22 AM
HR Derby - by VanSlawAndCottoCheese - 07-16-2009, 11:56 AM

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