06-30-2009, 12:03 AM
<!--quoteo(post=46923:date=Jun 29 2009, 06:31 AM:name=alpha)-->QUOTE (alpha @ Jun 29 2009, 06:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->The Phillies need pitching, we need hitting. Utley for Zambrano straight up. Dream scenario.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd rather have their Shortstop
I'd rather have their Shortstop
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