06-10-2009, 11:04 PM
This belief around here that Wandy sucks (not just you Lance, it's been many people over the last couple years) is just flat out wrong. No, he doesn't have fantastic stuff, and he pitches better against the Cubs than the rest of the league it seems, but he's still a very good pitcher, especially at home. The Cubs shouldn't be pounding him around like people seem to think.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
-Dirk