06-03-2009, 08:45 AM
The most frustrating part about this team is they can't seem to do everything right at once. When the pitching is fantastic, the hitting can't do shit. When the offense is scoring runs, the pitching and defense implode. Still though, I have no idea how, but this team is still at .500, and there's no way they've played their best baseball. So there's always that...
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
-Dirk