Joey G to Iowa?

[Clapp]

<!--quoteo(post=36725:date=May 9 2009, 01:07 AM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ May 9 2009, 01:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=36719:date=May 9 2009, 12:12 AM:name=Clapp)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Clapp @ May 9 2009, 12:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=36421:date=May 8 2009, 01:03 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ May 8 2009, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->For sure, Clapp. Plus, it'd be a 2 for 1. We'd be getting Freel <i>and</i> Farney.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I just figured out what this meant, and I can't stop laughing. He's going to fit right in with Z and Bradley.
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I still don't get it. I just didn't say anything because I didn't want to sound ignorant.
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<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Ryan Freel said not even Farney believed that Freel made the stupendous diving catch on Albert Pujols Tuesday.

Farney? Who's Farney?

"He's a little guy who lives in my head who talks to me and I talk to him," said Freel, acting as if he finally crashed into too many walls, ran into too many catchers and dived into too many dugouts. "That little midget in my head said, 'That was a great catch, Ryan,' I said, 'Hey, Farney, I don't know if that was you who really caught that ball, but that was pretty good if it was.' Everybody thinks I talk to myself, so I tell 'em I'm talking to Farney.' "<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

More on Farney on his Wiki... and pretty much anywhere else. Just a simple google of Ryan Freel Farney will return a lot of stuff.

And there's more with Freel...

Posted on Craiglist while in Florida for Spring Training a couple years ago...
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Time Before Baseball Practice, M4W-30

I am here for two months before i head back up north. I have this morning before practice…..<b>looking for a woman to enjoy the morning with. Can be married or single, disease free is important.</b> I am 5′9″ 180 short hair and blue eyes, in shape, of course.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And this...
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Reds utility player Ryan Freel was arrested early Sunday morning in Tampa, Fla., and charged with disorderly intoxication, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer.

Attributing from a report by the Hillsborough County jail, the newspaper said that Freel was arrested at 3:35 a.m., refused to take a breathalyzer test and listed his occupation as "unemployed."<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

My new favorite player.