Cubs vs. Reds 4/21/09

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My new baby farts on my hands all the time.
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Babies shit like aliens.
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About 5 minutes after she finishes eating it sounds like there is a sputtering hose coming from her ass!
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When I have a kid, I hope my wife has a gestation period of about 4 years and I end up with a toddler.
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You'll love the baby. Much easier than a toddler.
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Thats what my wife says too, but I disagree. Babies never sleep, shit all the time, cry a lot, I'll take the toddler. My toddler is crazy too, endless energy, but still easier than a baby to me.