Cubs vs. Reds 4/21/09

[Runnys]

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My new baby farts on my hands all the time.
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Babies shit like aliens.
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About 5 minutes after she finishes eating it sounds like there is a sputtering hose coming from her ass!
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When I have a kid, I hope my wife has a gestation period of about 4 years and I end up with a toddler.
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Totally different once you actually have the kid. For 9 months I dreaded changing a shitty diaper (I had never changed one in my life)...now, since she has been born I am looking forward to them so that I know everything is working right [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]