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[The Dude]

My name is Jeffrey, but everyone calls me The Dude, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. I like to bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback. I once had a rug that really tied the room together, but some nihilists broke in, miterated upon it, and stole it. I like mary jane and white russians. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to go find a cash machine.

Also, I like the Cubs.

The Dude abides.