03-16-2009, 02:43 PM
Howdy folks. My name is Coldneck. Got the name cuz my neck is cold. I want to welcome y'all here. I hail from Kentucky, home of the Colonel's fried chicken. I'm a Cubs fan because Manny Trillo autographed my wife's titty back in 1986. She still ain't washed it off. Woo doggy that was a fun night. Y'all need to post a little more so we can get to know ya. I love me some internet friends. Better than real life friends by a long shot. At least y'all believe that I'm tall, lean, and handsome. Them real life friends is mean.