02-16-2009, 04:59 PM
<!--quoteo(post=18120:date=Feb 16 2009, 12:45 PM:name=cigar)-->QUOTE (cigar @ Feb 16 2009, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=18099:date=Feb 16 2009, 12:11 PM:name=bz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (bz @ Feb 16 2009, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=18090:date=Feb 16 2009, 10:37 AM:name=MW4)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MW4 @ Feb 16 2009, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->10 fingers, I thought Alf was the only MLB'r with 10 fingers.
Maybe he's counting his dicks?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thumbs don't count as fingers?
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I have read that post four or five times trying to figure out what in the hell he was talking about. I still don't get it.
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Finger = Finger
Thumb = Thumb
Last time I checked I have 8 and 2.
Never heard a thumb called a finger.
Dicks was this:
Since Pooholes is a big dick, he must have more than one...
Alf = Antonio Alfonseca former Cub who had 10 fingers, 2 thumbs, and I assume 1 dick.
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Thumbs don't count as fingers?
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I have read that post four or five times trying to figure out what in the hell he was talking about. I still don't get it.
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Finger = Finger
Thumb = Thumb
Last time I checked I have 8 and 2.
Never heard a thumb called a finger.
Dicks was this:
Since Pooholes is a big dick, he must have more than one...
Alf = Antonio Alfonseca former Cub who had 10 fingers, 2 thumbs, and I assume 1 dick.
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