Cubs sign So Taguchi

[Rappster]

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Why don't you fucking shut up about ex-Cardinals, and start worrying about the lack of American representation on our roster?

Now that we traded Marquis, there isn't one freaking American man on the team...

OK...one.

Zambrano.
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That does it, then. It is a <i>must</i> that we get Peavy. We can't risk potenially having Hoffpauir, Shark, and Marshall be the only American players on this ballclub. We'll be the laughing stock of the league!
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They're not Americans...I...I decide who the Americans are...