Milton Bradley and Cubs agree to deal?

[Andy]

Summarized by year:

2002
Right Quad - 4 games
Eye Contusion - 29 games
Appendicitis - 16 games

2003
Hamstring - 13 games
Back - 46 games

2004
Ankle - 5 games
Suspension - 4 games
Hamstring - 1 game
Suspension - Remainder of season

2005
Finger - 47 games
Patella Tendon - 38 games

2006
Right Knee - 36 games
Shoulder - 20 games
Ankle - 1 game

2007
Hamstring - 39 games
Calf - 16 games
Oblique - 8 games
Hamstring - 4 games
Oblique - 12 games
ACL - Rest of the season

2008
Hamstring - 1 game
Right Shoulder - 2 games
Dizziness - 1 game
Quad - 3 games
Left Knee - 1 game
Quad - 10 games
Illness - 2 games
Wrist - 4 games

There are some real injuries in there. Also some pussy injuries. Given what we've dealt with in 2004-2006, I can't imagine Cub fans having much patience for pussies.