02-07-2018, 06:36 PM
Quote:If the Sox played their games in my yard I'd open the window to yell "get off my lawn," then close the blinds and call the police.
Is anyone allowed to play on your lawn, Straw?
I'm guessing that you've already replaced your door chimes with a recording of you shouting "Get off my lawn!". Perhaps accompanied by a cardboard cutout of you with a shotgun pop up as your home's Welcome mat.