07-28-2010, 09:54 AM
I've always said that you have to be some kind of masochist to be a Cubs fan. Why else would anyone put themselves through all of the pain and suffering each year and then come back for more. I'm getting really close to buying a ball gag with a Cubs logo on it and hanging it from my rear view mirror.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight
RIP Sarge
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight
RIP Sarge