06-25-2010, 07:20 PM
Wow...And I thought all of the Douchebags played for the Cards or the White Sox.
You could read Derek's lips saying "shut the fuck up"
All you could read from Z was him speaking in tongues.
You could read Derek's lips saying "shut the fuck up"
All you could read from Z was him speaking in tongues.
Fat Bastard is an immensely obese, hardly able to walk (weighing a metric ton) gardener and henchman hailing from Scotland. His extreme size endows Fat Bastard with super-human strength as exhibited by his prowess in the Sumo ring from Goldmember. This makes him a formidable enemy for Austin Powers. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his frequent flatulence, his vulgar and revolting bad manners and his unusual eating habits, which include taste for Human infants (which he calls "the other other white meat") or anything that looks like a baby, e.g. small people. Fat Bastard has been a regular at Cub games since the early 80's when he tried several times (unsuccessfully) to eat the visiting San Diego Chicken.