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<!--quoteo(post=89586:date=Apr 15 2010, 03:40 PM:name=Destined)-->QUOTE (Destined @ Apr 15 2010, 03:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->He's never laid off these pitches before. Who the fuck is batting?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Probably recognizes the strike zone is smaller than my cock.
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING AT THE FIRST FUCKING PITCH?!! WHY?? HE JUST WALKED SORIANO, WHICH IS JUST SHORT OF A MIRACLE AND YOU GO UP HACKING TO PUT UP A PREMATURE DRIBBLER? WHAT THE FUCK THERIOT? WHAT THE FUCK?!
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How did I know Theriot was going to hack at the first pitch he saw after two straight walks?
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<!--quoteo(post=89588:date=Apr 15 2010, 01:41 PM:name=Giff)-->QUOTE (Giff @ Apr 15 2010, 01:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I was really hoping he crush one and shut everyone up, but a walk is nice.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Baby steps, baby steps.
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<!--quoteo(post=89591:date=Apr 15 2010, 01:43 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 15 2010, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->How did I know Theriot was going to hack at the first pitch he saw after two straight walks?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Because he's the smartest motherfucking hitter we've had since Kingman.
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<!--quoteo(post=89592:date=Apr 15 2010, 03:43 PM:name=Destined)-->QUOTE (Destined @ Apr 15 2010, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=89588:date=Apr 15 2010, 01:41 PM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Apr 15 2010, 01:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I was really hoping he crush one and shut everyone up, but a walk is nice.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Baby steps, baby steps.
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Bill Murray approves.
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C'mon cocksucker, don't piss your pants, Sharkbait.
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Theriot is easily the dumbest player I've ever seen.
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<!--quoteo(post=89596:date=Apr 15 2010, 03:45 PM:name=Brock)-->QUOTE (Brock @ Apr 15 2010, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Theriot is easily the dumbest player I've ever seen.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
See, I always thought Fonsi was fucking dumb. But, at least his dumb is when you're puppy piddles on the floor. You're mad at it, but it's tough to stay mad because you know it doesn't know better. I don't know what kind of dumb Theriot is, but he makes me rage. Hard.
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<!--quoteo(post=89596:date=Apr 15 2010, 03:45 PM:name=Brock)-->QUOTE (Brock @ Apr 15 2010, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Theriot is easily the dumbest player I've ever seen.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Anyone, anywhere, at anytime, for any reason has my permission to boo the living fuck outta him. I couldn't hate a player more.
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<!--quoteo(post=89596:date=Apr 15 2010, 04:45 PM:name=Brock)-->QUOTE (Brock @ Apr 15 2010, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Theriot is easily the dumbest player I've ever seen.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ronny Cedeno.
Theriot is #2.
This is not some silly theory that's unsupported and deserves being mocked by photos of Xena. ![[Image: ITgoyeg.png]](http://i.imgur.com/ITgoyeg.png)
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Theriot is the dumbest white player around.
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See, I always thought Fonsi was fucking dumb. But, at least his dumb is when you're puppy piddles on the floor. You're mad at it, but it's tough to stay mad because you know it doesn't know better. I don't know what kind of dumb Theriot is, but he makes me rage. Hard.
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Soriano makes dumb mistakes because he doesn't know any better. Theriot makes mistakes because he was dropped when he was a child.
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Fuuuuuuck.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
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