4/11/10 - Cubs @ Reds

[Kid]

Can we petition MLB to let us skip the 8th inning?

[Ace]

Caridad's fucked. Send him down now, because I guarantee his brain is broke.

[Clapp]

Caridad has no balls.

[Kid]

To be fair, Caridad struck him out. It was just called ball 3.

[Runnys]

I fucking hate this team [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/brickwall.gif[/img]

[Scarey]

I hate when our pitchers strike out and walk a batter in the same plate appearance. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/jerkit.gif[/img]

[Ace]

Once again, though, you only win the game if you throw a shutout when you score just one run. This is on the offense.

[Ace]

<!--quoteo(post=88138:date=Apr 11 2010, 03:49 PM:name=Kid)-->QUOTE (Kid @ Apr 11 2010, 03:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->To be fair, Caridad struck him out. It was just called ball 3.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

On the Fox "Pitch Track," it was a bit inside.

[Runnys]

<!--quoteo(post=88141:date=Apr 11 2010, 02:50 PM:name=Ace)-->QUOTE (Ace @ Apr 11 2010, 02:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Once again, though, you only win the game if you throw a shutout when you score just one run. This is on the offense.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


Yep, this game should have been over in the 1st inning.

[Kid]

Jeff Brantley might be the worst announcer in baseball. The shit he's gotten wrong today is insane.

He mentioned that Samardzija was "warming up like a cat on a hot tin roof" to emphasize that he was getting ready in a hurry. They then showed Samardzija for about 15 seconds and he din't throw 1 pitch.

[biggz]

Yeah, plenty of fucking scoring chances. Same story as last year.

[Giff]

Well on the way to 3 last at-bat losses in 6 games. This is fun.

[Clapp]

Grabow sucks, Caridad's a headcase, Shark's the worst pitcher in the league, Russell will probably suck, Berg looked crappy his first time... this is going to be fun.

[Runnys]

<!--quoteo(post=88147:date=Apr 11 2010, 02:52 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Apr 11 2010, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Grabow sucks, Caridad's a headcase, Shark's the worst pitcher in the league, Russell will probably suck, Berg looked crappy his first time... this is going to be fun.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Hey, at least Marshall and Marmol have looked good [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] Too bad they can't pitch from the 6th inning on every game.

[Rappster]

<!--quoteo(post=88147:date=Apr 11 2010, 02:52 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Apr 11 2010, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Grabow sucks, Caridad's a headcase, Shark's the worst pitcher in the league, Russell will probably suck, Berg looked crappy his first time... this is going to be fun.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

You've got one testicle.

Don't even begin to pretend it's not true.