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4/7/2010 Cubs @ Braves
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04-07-2010, 08:34 PM
Suicide squeeze?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v
04-07-2010, 08:35 PM
Squeeze? I don't like it with the bases loaded, but he's as good a bunting pitcher as there is, and you don't want the double play.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
04-07-2010, 08:37 PM
I'm hoping for a strikeout. That's the best result coming from this AB.
"I'm not sure I know what ball cheese or crotch rot is, exactly -- or if there is a difference between the two. Don't post photos, please..."
- Butcher
04-07-2010, 08:37 PM
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The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
04-07-2010, 08:37 PM
Holy shit. Well that works too.
"I'm not sure I know what ball cheese or crotch rot is, exactly -- or if there is a difference between the two. Don't post photos, please..."
- Butcher
04-07-2010, 08:38 PM
Make them pay Theriot.
"I'm not sure I know what ball cheese or crotch rot is, exactly -- or if there is a difference between the two. Don't post photos, please..."
- Butcher
04-07-2010, 08:39 PM
That's not a strike.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
04-07-2010, 08:39 PM
That should have walked in a run.
"I'm not sure I know what ball cheese or crotch rot is, exactly -- or if there is a difference between the two. Don't post photos, please..."
- Butcher
04-07-2010, 08:40 PM
Nice.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
04-07-2010, 08:40 PM
Awesomeness.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v
04-07-2010, 08:43 PM
<!--quoteo(post=86817:date=Apr 7 2010, 07:41 PM:name=funkster)-->QUOTE (funkster @ Apr 7 2010, 07:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Heywerd prolly woulda done better.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He would have hit a 5-run homer, and banged Lou's daughter circling the bases. Twice.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v 
04-07-2010, 08:47 PM
<!--quoteo(post=86818:date=Apr 7 2010, 07:43 PM:name=biggz)-->QUOTE (biggz @ Apr 7 2010, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=86817:date=Apr 7 2010, 07:41 PM:name=funkster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (funkster @ Apr 7 2010, 07:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Heywerd prolly woulda done better.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He would have hit a 5-run homer, and banged Lou's daughter circling the bases. Twice. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Probably in the ass. Demp is definitely on today. Making a lot guys look bad. |
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