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Fucking Z!!!!
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RIP Sarge
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<!--quoteo(post=86115:date=Apr 5 2010, 03:34 PM:name=Giff)-->QUOTE (Giff @ Apr 5 2010, 03:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=86108:date=Apr 5 2010, 03:33 PM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Apr 5 2010, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Sigh. I'm not sure if it makes it better or worse that none of these balls have been hit hard.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So I guess that one was hit hard...
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Only 425 feet. Not that hard.
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And another walk. Fucking Zambrano. I'm tired of defending his sorry ass.
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Unbelievable. How many opening day starts are we going to continue to watch him fuck up?
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Z threw some decent pitches. Hell, he even broke 2 bats. One of which resulted in a hit. Unfortunately, the defense is just bad and will continue to be bad for the foreseeable future.
Marshall warming up in the pen.
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Theriot, sprint fucking back. They teach you to do that in little league on a soft liner in the infield, don't fucking backpedal.
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How many times has Z screwed up an early lead on opening day?
This one doesnt break the top 2 or 3 I believe.
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Does everyone else here finally hate Theriot too?
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Luckily Lowe sucks today.
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I kinda joked to myself earlier that Z probably wouldn't make it past four today. Guess it's not so funny.
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<!--quoteo(post=86123:date=Apr 5 2010, 04:39 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Apr 5 2010, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Theriot, sprint fucking back. They teach you to do that in little league on a soft liner in the infield, don't fucking backpedal.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
What's the problem? It was hit 5 feet above the ground so he was able to reach it by extending his arms all the way above him.
This is not some silly theory that's unsupported and deserves being mocked by photos of Xena. ![[Image: ITgoyeg.png]](http://i.imgur.com/ITgoyeg.png)
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<!--quoteo(post=86121:date=Apr 5 2010, 03:37 PM:name=Croz)-->QUOTE (Croz @ Apr 5 2010, 03:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Unbelievable. How many opening day starts are we going to continue to watch him fuck up?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He's been great the last two Opening Days. Combined 12.2 IP, 1 ER, 11 Ks, 12 base runners. Just sayin'.
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<!--quoteo(post=86125:date=Apr 5 2010, 03:39 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Apr 5 2010, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Does everyone else here finally hate Theriot too?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm ready to see Castro.
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And also, fuck the Braves. Not selling out Opening Day (or even coming close) is an utter disgrace.
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<!--quoteo(post=86126:date=Apr 5 2010, 01:40 PM:name=chemikel)-->QUOTE (chemikel @ Apr 5 2010, 01:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Luckily Lowe sucks today.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He has new life. Will probably pitch lights-out now.
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He has new life. Will probably pitch lights-out now.
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He'll hang a few more sinkers.
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