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New Statue going up at Wrigley September 7
#76
<!--quoteo(post=85687:date=Apr 3 2010, 01:26 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Apr 3 2010, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85685:date=Apr 3 2010, 12:08 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Apr 3 2010, 12:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85660:date=Apr 2 2010, 09:37 PM:name=stevestonescigar)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (stevestonescigar @ Apr 2 2010, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85528:date=Apr 1 2010, 04:21 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Apr 1 2010, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85504:date=Apr 1 2010, 01:42 PM:name=Clapp)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Clapp @ Apr 1 2010, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85373:date=Mar 31 2010, 05:10 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Mar 31 2010, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, that's not gonna be good enough evidence. What does your dog think? Well, you seem more like a parakeet kind of guy. Ask him and then report back to us.
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My Dog thinks your an asshole

My parakeet agrees with her.
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What about your gerbil?
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My gerbil died when you put it up your ass in your attempt to mimic Richard Gere. Thanks lot jackass.
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I don't understand the reference.
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There was an urban legend that Richard Gere enjoyed sexual pleasure from placing gerbils in his rectum.
I'm 100% fine with this. I'm just glad there's an actual plan in place that isn't, "Let's load up on retreads and hope we get lucky." I'm a little tired of that plan.



Butcher
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#77
<!--quoteo(post=85695:date=Apr 3 2010, 02:18 PM:name=Lance)-->QUOTE (Lance @ Apr 3 2010, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85687:date=Apr 3 2010, 01:26 PM:name=jstraw)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jstraw @ Apr 3 2010, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85685:date=Apr 3 2010, 12:08 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Apr 3 2010, 12:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85660:date=Apr 2 2010, 09:37 PM:name=stevestonescigar)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (stevestonescigar @ Apr 2 2010, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85528:date=Apr 1 2010, 04:21 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Apr 1 2010, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85504:date=Apr 1 2010, 01:42 PM:name=Clapp)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Clapp @ Apr 1 2010, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85373:date=Mar 31 2010, 05:10 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Mar 31 2010, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, that's not gonna be good enough evidence. What does your dog think? Well, you seem more like a parakeet kind of guy. Ask him and then report back to us.
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My Dog thinks your an asshole

My parakeet agrees with her.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

What about your gerbil?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

My gerbil died when you put it up your ass in your attempt to mimic Richard Gere. Thanks lot jackass.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I don't understand the reference.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

There was an urban legend that Richard Gere enjoyed sexual pleasure from placing gerbils in his rectum.
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You stupid fucking cunt. Williamson! I'm talking to you shithead! You just cost me $6,000. $6,000, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it...asshole? You fucking shit! Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt?! You idiot! Whoever told you that you could work with men?! Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. I'm going downtown, I'm going to talk to Mitch and Murray! I'm going to Lemkin! I don't care whose nephew you are...who you know...whose dick your sucking on, you're going out! I swear to your going out! Anyone in this office lives on his wits. I'm going to be with you in a second. What you are hired for, is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To HELP us. Not to FUCK US UP! To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. You company man. I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off, maybe I can tell our friends here a little something that might help him to catch you. You want to learn the first rule you'd know if you'd ever spent a day in your life? You never open your mouth til you know what the shot is. You fucking child.
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#78
On the other hand, it looks like I'll be getting a very fine set of steak knives.

So I got that going for me.
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#79
Just saw that for the first time a couple weeks ago. Loved it.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin 



"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v

 
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#80
You see this watch? You see this watch? This watch costs more than your car.
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#81
You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
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#82
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I hate my pretentious sounding username too.
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