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New Statue going up at Wrigley September 7
#31
<!--quoteo(post=85333:date=Mar 31 2010, 11:43 AM:name=KBwsb)-->QUOTE (KBwsb @ Mar 31 2010, 11:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Most statues I've seen involve a man on a horse, so I don't see why 2 guys would be a problem.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Brilliant!!!

Billy Williams riding Ron Santo on all fours (well twos)
A big riding crop and a firm crack on the ass.
Maybe make it animatronic with the riding crop constantly wacking his ass.
Throw in some leather and you'll have the halsted crowd happy as well.
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I kind of knew that line would inspire some heckling.
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#33
I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it
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#34
<!--quoteo(post=85373:date=Mar 31 2010, 05:10 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)-->QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Mar 31 2010, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#35
I was going to respond but I didn't know what to say. I was at a loss. It really is unbelievable.
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#37
Clearly the racist Cubs fans wanted santo to have the statue first. In fact, there's a huge push for Addison to be changed to Anson, in honour of the greatest racist to ever wear a Cubs uniform. At least that's what my cousin's girlfriend told me.
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#38
<!--quoteo(post=85373:date=Mar 31 2010, 06:10 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)-->QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Mar 31 2010, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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PURE FUCKING GOLD!!!
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#39
<!--quoteo(post=85330:date=Mar 31 2010, 02:25 PM:name=bluedog)-->QUOTE (bluedog @ Mar 31 2010, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I think it was last year there was that whole movement on WGN radio to "Get Ron Bronzed". I don't remember who but he was petitioning to get a statue of Ron up. Santo himself thought it was an honor but Billy was more deserving. He even said to put one up of Billy first. I assume he meant without Colt 45.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I remember the dude. I think he went by the handle "GiveRonABronzer."
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#40
<!--quoteo(post=85431:date=Mar 31 2010, 11:41 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Mar 31 2010, 11:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85330:date=Mar 31 2010, 02:25 PM:name=bluedog)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (bluedog @ Mar 31 2010, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I think it was last year there was that whole movement on WGN radio to "Get Ron Bronzed". I don't remember who but he was petitioning to get a statue of Ron up. Santo himself thought it was an honor but Billy was more deserving. He even said to put one up of Billy first. I assume he meant without Colt 45.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I remember the dude. I think he went by the handle "GiveRonABronzer."
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#41
<!--quoteo(post=85406:date=Mar 31 2010, 09:23 PM:name=Bricklayer)-->QUOTE (Bricklayer @ Mar 31 2010, 09:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85373:date=Mar 31 2010, 06:10 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Mar 31 2010, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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PURE FUCKING GOLD!!!
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I don't get it.
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#42
<!--quoteo(post=85381:date=Mar 31 2010, 09:20 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Mar 31 2010, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->in<b> honour</b> of the greatest racist to ever wear a Cubs uniform.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I never knew tom was British! I mean, <i>brutish</i>, yes . . . but British? That notion's got me arse over elbows!
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#43
<!--quoteo(post=85373:date=Mar 31 2010, 07:10 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)-->QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Mar 31 2010, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My two-year-old daughter keeps insisting that Augie Ojeda should have a statue erected before Williams, no matter how hard I try to beat the idea out of her. Her tantrums and refusals to eat her Gerber until "Unca Augie gets his tatchoo" have caused quite a stir in the broadsheets nationwide.
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#44
<!--quoteo(post=85373:date=Mar 31 2010, 05:10 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)-->QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Mar 31 2010, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, that's not gonna be good enough evidence. What does your dog think? Well, you seem more like a parakeet kind of guy. Ask him and then report back to us.
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#45
<!--quoteo(post=85497:date=Apr 1 2010, 11:19 AM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Apr 1 2010, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=85373:date=Mar 31 2010, 07:10 PM:name=AnnoCatuli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AnnoCatuli @ Mar 31 2010, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I didn't make up that there will be some upset. One of my friends who I told the news thought Santo should have had one first, I tried reasoning with her, she would have none of it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My two-year-old daughter keeps insisting that Augie Ojeda should have a statue erected before Williams, no matter how hard I try to beat the idea out of her. Her tantrums and refusals to eat her Gerber until "Unca Augie gets his tatchoo" have caused quite a stir in the broadsheets nationwide.
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